Random Thoughts

I often stop at Starbucks on my way in to work…wait, who am I kidding. Every morning I stop at Starbucks on my way in to work for my Iced Venti Nonfat, 4 Splenda Iced Coffee with Milk (yes even in January). Then I walk 4 blocks to my office. I don’t take that first sip of my beverage until I get in the elevator. Why?

Last night I left myself a voicemail at work to remind me to do something that I knew I would forget to do. I was very pleasant and even ended with a goodbye. I’m kind of surprised I also didn’t wish myself a Good Day.

I love it when I add the brown sugar to my oatmeal and it immediately starts to caramelize.

Did you know that the term “Chick Lit” is an official subject heading in the Library of Congress. Trust me, I know, I work in a library.

I really hate those annoying rubber boot that are all the rage. I don’t know why, I just do.

I also really really hate the little paperclip tray on the Xerox machine. It’s always full of paperclips. God knows how many seconds I waste sorting those little fuckers back in to their respective bins on the shelf. Although on a lighter note, I really really really love Mr. Xerox. Your invention rocks! The machine at work does everything except make my Iced Venti Nonfat, 4 Splenda Iced Coffee with Milk.

I think I’m going to start speaking with British slang. I mean who doesn’t love the words bollocks and shag and bugger and that’s all I can think of right now.
And yes, I have been reading a lot of Brit Chick Lit lately.

For the next 24-36 hours, The Hubby is going to torture me with Rush Hashanah...Thanks a lot VH1.

Shana Tova
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