Gym Etiquette from the Chubby Girl

As I have mentioned before, I belong (well for the next couple of weeks anyway) to the Hilton of gyms, but every once in a while there is locker room behavior that I feel must be addressed.

For the most part, the women at the gym conduct themselves in a manner that is befitting the price tag of the membership.  It's the one or two in the bunch that can spoil it for everyone.  Well maybe not everyone...maybe just me...and maybe not really spoil, just annoy the living sh*t out of. 

I've compiled a short list of things that irritate me...some are just silly observation, others are downright gross (in my opinion anyway).

1.  PICK UP YOUR DAMN TOWELS!!!!!!!  Seriously ladies...how hard is it to drop your towels in the bin when you leave.  There are like 4 of them and you have to walk right by them to get out.

2.  Please...please...I'm begging you...DO NOT leave your dirty used germy gross razor on the ledge in the shower.  Take 2 seconds and look around to make sure you have all your stuff before walking out.

3.  Must you hog the benches?  The bottom of your bag will be fine if you set it on the floor.  Some of us chubby girls need to sit down to put on our shoes.

4.  Using two towels I can understand...but FOUR...seriously...that's a bit excessive!

5.  Although there is not too much general walking around all nekkid like (sorry guys), every once in a while we see a little too much for a little too long.   For instance...
     *the lady who stood naked in the steam shower looking out...please have seat, relax...wear a damn towel
     *the ladies who like to do their hair & makeup while standing around in their thong...thanks for showing us how great your ass is (or at least how great you think it is)...now put on a damn pair of pants.
     *Okay, I was trying to think of a third, but couldn't come up with anything...like I said, not too much general nekkidness.

Phew...I feel better now...don't you